Monday, May 14, 2012

Jewish Humour: Wives

Monday Humor

Much of the Jewish humour on this site can be found in this wonderful book: The Encyclopedia of Jewish Humor, compiled and edited by Henry D. Spalding.

This week's humour is focused on Wives

Gittleman returned home from a business trip to discover that his wife had been unfaithful during his absence.

“Who was it?” he roared. “That bastard Freedman?”

“No, replied his wife.” It wasn’t Freedman.”

“Was it Lowenthal, that creep?”

“No, it wasn’t him.”

“I know, it must have been that idiot, Fishman.”

“No, it wasn’t fisherman either.”

Gittleman was furious. “Whatsa matter?” he cried. “None of my friends good enough for you?”

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?
Where does the Jewish husband hide his money from his wife?

Under the vacuum cleaner.